recooperacoon:

coronacalavera:

sevinne:

spazzykat:

THE BEST HOMESTUCK CHARACTER HAS BEEN IMMORTALIZED FOREVER USING MY BAD HABIT OF APPLE CARVING

huzzah! :’U

OH MY GOD

I WAS SO EXCITED AND I TRIED SO HARD LEMONS ARE HARD TO CARVE

introducing the new friend

orange

(Source: makatalbarn)

theywillliveagaininfreedom:

Stop.

thepetewentzband:

jennesbian:

my-little-skyscrapers:

sting-like-a-tracker-jacker:

hazelgustus:

literallysame:

liam-gayne:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

when you get what you want but not what you need

could it be worse

when you love someone

but it goes to waste

and the tears come streaming down your face

best post on all of tumblr, ever

^ you ruined it

alegbra:

alegbra:

i heard some kids talking this morning during breakfast about how tumblr is just full of bad puns and weird porn and they don’t understand it and i just turned around and said “my puns are excellent” and turned back around

none of my popular text posts even involve puns

actually on second thought you guys should make this post popular just so maybe it will show up on their dashboard and i can just nod smugly at them tomorrow morning

8amba:

1280px:

Real-time weather reports

sassy fucks

von-weirdo:

i made a photoset yeah okay

(Source: my1demi)

davestridersbabygravy:

u-ok:

cute boys with dark hair and glasses

mirzers:

“MY NAME IS CATBUG. WHAT’S YOURS?”

incessantlyphlegmatic:

The Case of Dirk Strider: An Undesired Confinement. 

smilestootybooty:

turntechgodisc:

turntechgodisc:

you ever assume that when hussie makes a design or outfit for a character hes just staring back at the fandom and saying “yeah just TRY and cosplay that fuckers”

(Source: shsluckomaeda)

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

colonelhathi:

• japan ≠ korea ≠ china
• pakistan is not in the middle east
• most muslims aren’t arabs
• geishas are not prostitutes
• mexico is a very small part of latin america
• there are 54 countries in africa
• china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey

deanisanactualprincess:

grumpygandalf:

commander-cosmo:

petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch

make hank green find the thing